My friend is having a herpes breakout. I feel terrible for her and want to give her something for her pain. It is something she regrets and despises about herself. Thank the great god above I never contracted anything. Then again, I have been careful all my life.
But my friend's kids are here and I want to cry. They are lying on my bed eating cheetos. Fucking cheetos. Really? And I am so irritable.
And I am using subjunctives to begin each sentence.
My old boss wrote me and said that he wants to meet my neighbor and screw her since I will never be intimate with him. Nice guy. So glad I missed that boatride.
Anyway, that's it for today. Just too many kids.
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